Thursday, 13 October 2011
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Horse Fair fuck-market
After I did post yesterday about X Factor someone did tell me about this other talent contest they do have in Germany, the Fickstutenmarkt – which does translate as Horse Fair fuck-market! Have any you guys heard of this?
It is private event takes place in clubs in Berlin, Hamburg, Leipzig, and Mannheim. Every man who does attend these event have first gotta identify yourself as either a mare or a stallion. Them who are mares arrive first and strip naked and get their wrists bound with rope and get blindfolded with cotton sacks over their heads so they cannot see anything. An hour later them who are stallions arrive, and them stallions can fuck any or all of them mares that they want!
The mares cannot ever remove them cotton sacks so they can never know who did fuck them, and the only instances a mare can refuse a fuck is if the stallion has pierced cock or if stallion is too hung for mare to take, and the party goes on until the last stallion leaves. I did get told that typically each mare may get fucked up to 20 times!!! Them stallions then get to vote for who is “Mare of the Month” and that guy does get to be honoured by appear in the Fickstutenmarkt “Hall Of Fame”! (though I think the mare who does take the most anonymous cock should be awarded that title!). And if you do be elected “Mare Of The Month” on three different occasions you get additional honorary title of “Prime-Mare” – and presently there are just four Prime-Mares in whole world!
So this has given me idea of where I should go for holiday next year! Cos except for a couple days in Cologne last summer I never been Germany. What do you all reckon? Go to www.fickstutenmarkt.com for all the info.
Tuesday, 11 October 2011
X Factor rant
X Factor live shows did commence in UK this weekend, and sad to say that fit tattoo British Army squaddie Jonjo Kerr already did get voted off, and so now he gotta go back Afghanistan! Which is a shame innit? He was only finalist I did fancy, and even though he married with pregnant wife and kids I do reckon he’d be a top shag! But now he gone there is no one left on X Factor for me to have xxx thoughts about!
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| Top army squaddie Jonjo Kerr: woof woof woof |
The one on X Factor that everyone is supposed to fancy is Frankie Cocozza who is notorious cos in his first audition he did flash his arse to show off tattooed names of seven girls who he says he did shag this summer – and now he has reputation of being total sleaze skank! It is true that he does look skanky, but still I do find it ironic when loads gay guys do tweet hate about him cos of his so-called shagging reputation. Because it is double standards innit? Because let’s be honest here and say that having seven summer fucks might be record-breaking and worthy of tattoo if you young straight lad like Frankie… but if you are young gay lad determined to shag all summer then having just seven shags all summer is a shit score innit? I did have much more than that! And I would think typical English gay lad on holiday to place like Sitges or Gran Canaria or Ibiza or Benidorm will easy get through seven shags in just one week! So all you gay lads: hate Frankie Cocozza for being shite Pete Doherty impersonator, don’t bitch that he must have loads STDs cos he did admit to have seven summer shags! Having said that, I wouldn't want him to fuck me.... no, I saving myself for Jonjo!
Monday, 10 October 2011
Sunday, 9 October 2011
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
More electro cum
It’s a new month so as usual I been taking a look at the keywords that you guys did type into search engine during September and as a result have found me blog! Interesting is that topping the chart this month is “electro cum” with 11 of you guys having typed them two words into search engine during September and as a result found me blog – and I don’t even know what electro cum is!?! This was followed in the chart in joint second place by “gay sex party” and “teen jockstrap” which were the keywords used by 7 of you. And “twinks hairy ass” always seems popular! Besides these, some other obscure and amusing keywords this month do include:
"hunks erotic easter bunny"
"naked foreign fireman wanking"
"gay group sex party pics"
"did he fuck you"
"cocksucking in liverpool"
"Grindr Barcelona dick"
"Gay romeo koln"
"naturist beaches sitges spain"
"gay sex Malaga"
"guy ass bubble"
I have to say I wouldn't mind having gay group sex party with some naked foreign fireman (maybe in Liverpool, Barcelona, Koln, Sitges or Malaga eh?)... but I'm not so sure about an erotic easter bunny!!!
Monday, 3 October 2011
Hot with Brian
I now been back at uni for couple weeks, and typical I crash at me brothers flat four nights a week so I am in London to attend them lectures, and I go back home to me mums them other nights. Of course in ideal world I would have me own proper place in London (a bedroom in some houseshare is all I mean!) so I could stay London seven night per week (so I could invite different bloke round every night! LOL!), but me £££ circumstance means that just ain’t possible. Still, I ain’t complain – in fact, this term I suspect I gonna look forward to being home in Hertfordshire at weekends, cos being in Hertfordshire weekends means possibility of getting a fuck off Brian!
Of course, in ideal world I would be going round Brian’s house for fuck, but weekends aren’t ideal time for him cos his wife and kids are also at home weekends. This means he is back to being unreliable, back to him cancel our meetings at last minute cos his wife wants him go with her to supermarket or his kids want him go with them to park or to cinema. This also means that, when we do meet, we are back to meeting for fuck at Brian’s garage.
Truth is now I don’t mind meeting for fuck at Brian’s garage – in fact, I will say it makes it extra wild and exciting! Comparing getting fucked in Brian’s bedroom, kneeling on towel laid out on his bed being conscious to be quick and not to cum all over and make mess… and getting fucked in Brian’s garage in allsorts different positions with Brian able fuck me as long or as hard as he wants… well there is no comparison!
This weekend in UK it was unusual hot weather – real lovely and sunny in fact! So that means Brian did have lots commitments, but after a couple aborted attempts at meet I did finally find myself in his garage again. Due to unusual hot weather, it was sweaty hot in garage – especially because Brian did have to shut and lock garage window and door so we would be undisturbed. But we were both dressed in shorts, and Brian did have on a vest so I could see them couple tattoos he got on his arms.
Brian’s garage did smell of petrol and paint and plaster. There is also allsorts rubbish stored in Brian’s garage, and now right at the back is set of them cheap white plastic patio chairs and table – I had never seen them before, before they must have been in Brian’s back garden. Anyhow, Brian now goes and sits in one of them plastic patio chairs and straight away takes his cock out his shorts and starts stroke himself. He don’t need say or do any more – I straight away know to kneel in front of him and start suck his cock.
At first Brian does just sit back lazy in that chair as I slide me mouth up and down his stiffening cock, getting it wet with saliva and feeling it twitch, but then he does lean forward and pull down me shorts and underpants, and then he does put one hand on each of me arsecheeks and starts firm squeezing and kneading em like they is bread dough. As I continue suck Brian’s cock, I do kick me shorts and underpants right off so that I can open me legs a bit more wide for Brian – and straight away as I do this he does lean a bit more forward so he can insert a wet just sucked finger up into me hole. The more he does tease me hole, the more I know I want something beside his finger up me, and sure enough soon we do switch positions so now I’m sitting on that plastic patio chair and he is standing direct in front of me.
That plastic patio chair does feel weird against me naked arse, but I ain’t sit on it for long, because next minute Brian does grab me ankles and hoist me legs so far up in air that me arse is soon raised up in air too! As I try hold tight onto arms of that plastic patio chair to keep some sorta balance, I feel wet head of Brian’s cock as it does knock knock knock against me sphincter muscle, and after a couple attempts at entry it does find its way into me arse! It does always still hurt when I take a cock: how much it hurts does depend on size of cock and how many cocks i recently have taken i suppose, but I will tell you that hurt is nothing to the hurt ache I got in me neck right now! Because I will tell you it is real uncomfortable position I am in, and it is so precarious that as Brian does start fuck me I feel the plastic patio chair jolt up and down in time to Brian’s fuck, and me head and shoulders do bang bang bang against it! But at the same time it is amazing fuck! Amazing because the more Brian does fuck me, the more I do raise up into air away from chair, so soon I must literally be doing handstand on that chair! But no matter how hard Brian does fuck me, and no matter how much I wanna touch me cock, I keep a firm hold onto that chair cos I don’t want us all to come crash down to earth just yet! No I want Brian carry on fucking me for as long as he can! But truth is, after a couple minutes getting fucked like that, Brian does give this extra aggressive thrust and his body does all shake like mental, and he does shoot a load right up inside me! Once he does cum, he does careful lower me back down into chair, and as I sit bare arsed on that clammy plastic chair I do cheeky lean forward and take Brian’s softening just cum cock into me mouth for one more taste of him as I do wank myself off until I do cum too.
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