r u tweeting yet?

I did resist at first getting into twitter, mostly because I figure it was only about stalking celebrities like @ladygaga and @britneyspears and well known tweeters like that @stephenfry – and it did seem to me like it was so they can tell u all about when some new single or new album or new other shit is out. But then I did eventually give in and give twitter a go. And I did soon find that there is another side to twitter than following them celebrities: you can follow fit muscle pornstars as well! And you can follow everyday (but some very fit and sexy looking) blokes, like truck drivers and teachers and builders and allsorts! And when u start following them, sometimes they will start following you, then some of their followers might take interest and start following you too, then u will maybe find u get put on lists: I did find I got listed on @GayLists @SlutList @UKList @ManCentral @dudes4dudes

            Some blokes I was following would sometimes tweet naughty photo of themself, and tweet a map to pinpoint their location – and everyone who is following that bloke on twitter will get to see them tweets from him and so they will know what that bloke does look like naked and exactly where he is at. By now I was suspecting that some blokes on twitter were getting a lot more than celeb gossip, so then I decide I should put twitter to test and try get myself a twitter fuck!

            And this is reason I did end up in a pub this week, to meet for a pint one bloke I have been tweeting with. We did first start tweeting each other one or two months ago, and them tweet exchanges have always been real flirty – sometimes a bit dirty! I did learn from his tweets that he did live also in East London like I do. And from some tweets I did get idea of what his cock is like and where he likes putting his cock too! So let’s just say that as we enjoy couple pints in that pub we did chat and flirt on and on with each other just like we do on twitter. I had been bit nervous before meeting, cos it did feel like blind date, but that chatter was quick fire and so I did feel relaxed and we did laugh a lot – and by second pint he did also get on with talking a bit dirty! And that is when I did confess that I would suck his cock! And so soon after I said that, we did end up back at his flat where straight away I did find myself on me knees with his cock in me mouth!

            This bloke is handsome but regular looking, with broad shoulders, beefy pecs and nice beefy cock. Although he got nice hairy chest and hairy arsecrack, that ballsac of his was all shaved 100% smooth, so next I did suck on that – taking one then both his balls in me mouth and sucking on em and jangling em about as I wank his beefy cockshaft. As I carry on sucking his balls and wanking his cock I did start to feel wet precum seeping outta his piss slit. When his cockhead was soaking and slippy with precum, I did start to think how nice it would be in me arse – and fortunate to say he did have exact same idea! Because next he takes me to bedroom, quick strips me naked, then lays me back on his bed with me legs up in air, and he starts to fuck me. And wow, it is for sure more bang-bang-bang than tweet-tweet-tweet! He for sure did give me good fucking! On twitter u only get 140 characters to say what you want – but all I will say is that with me using them 140 characters well... as a result I did get a real good, long and hard fuck!!