New Year Resolutions

In our house we always did this New Year Resolutions thing a bit different, because it was always me mum who would come up with New Year Resolutions for me and me brother so really they were just a list of boring chores like “I will make me own bed straight away when I get up” and “I will wash them dishes after Sunday lunch without being told” and “I will always put me bike away in garage straight after I finished play with it” – so they were no fun at all!

I understand New Year Resolutions more better now, but I still think overall they are a miserable way to start a new year! And I reckon the reason why so many people in the world fail to keep them New Year Resolutions is that they choose real boring things or things they don’t really wanna do! I mean, it is boring and stupid to say that from 1^st January you are gonna stop eat chocolate and sweets to loose weight, or you are gonna go gym to get more fit, or give up alcohol or cigarettes, or cut down on spending to have more £££ in the bank, or be more organize and tidy. I am not surprised that many people fail keep boring New Year Resolutions like these for longer than one or two days – in fact I reckon it’d be big relief to fail!

I find out from a Brazilian friend that in Brazil they make a list of wishes for the New Year instead of a list of boring resolutions like we do in England. I think a list of wishes sounds to be a more fun and more positive way to start a new year! So I have decided to do same and make a list of things I wish to do in 2012. Of course in 2012 I wish to have success in me university studies so I get a good job and all stuff like that, but I figure that you readers of me blog won’t be so interested in that wishlist, so instead I have come up with a list of more wild and fun and exciting wishes that I’d like to do in 2012 and here they are:


            1) As London will host Olympics 27 July – 12 August with over 200 different nationalities take part, I wish to meet and be fucked by as many different nationalities as possible in 2012!


            2) I never been to proper orgy party, so I wish to go to one in 2012, and at this orgy I wish to be tag-fucked by 3 tops at least!

3) I wish to do a private homemade sex video to upload onto xtube (but maybe not show me face!)

4) I wish in a 3some to try be double-penetrated by two cocks at once!

5) I wish to have a summer holiday in 2012 that is even wilder than in 2010 and 2011! Maybe if I go Germany I will go Horse Fair Fuck-Market eh? That should guarantee a wild summer holiday innit!

6) I wish to be fucked by someone well-known off of the TV or who is an actor on the stage or who is in a band or someone who once did star in a porn movie or something.

7) I wish to be fucked by a reader of me blog and then blog all about it!

8) I wish to have more sex with more blokes in 2012 than any other year so far!

I realize it is a long wishlist, but I figure that as not every wish does come true then the more wishes I make the bigger the change of some success! So I hope you will cross your fingers and wish me luck with me wishes for 2012 – and of course I will blog all about them wishes that do come true so you can all share in me good fortune. And of course if any of you readers have any suggestions of other wishes for me to add to me 2012 wishlist…. well let me know by leave a comment below! And for now, all that is left to be said is “Happy 2012!!!”

Granada #4

After finish our afternoon fuck session the American bloke tells me he has date that night with the fit and muscle Spanish barman (who must not be rubbish fuck after all eh?) so he needs shower and get ready. So I do leave him and I go back to me hostel for siesta. It had been a long day, what with going to Alhambra Palace and Arabic baths and getting fucked that morning and that afternoon by the American bloke, so I am ready for siesta! But after I rest up a bit I am itching to go out again so I head for a couple beers and tapas and then, not sure where to head next, I do end up at tic tac bar again.

            Even though it is old crowd I have decided it is me favourite place in Granada just because it is reliable place. Just like before I soon make a new Spanish friend at the bar who does buy me one then another beer, and after drink them beers I do follow him to darkroom where we have a bit of a play and I suck his cock! He is ordinary looking Spanish man, maybe fifties and big build who you would pass in street without giving a single look, but once in darkroom you do just focus on cock innit! And even though it ain’t a huge meaty Spanish chorizo like you often find, it was still bigger than average and still a very nice mouthful! Anyway, he soon did cum in me mouth as I did suck him, then he was gone. So I did take a piss on me way back to bar, and I did check in mirror that I didn’t have no cum all over me face, and then I go back into bar.

It didn’t seem like I was in darkroom for a special long time, but when I do step back out into the bar it does seem to be more busy – but I then realize this is because a drag show has started and everyone did move positions so they are now all standing around stage. Anyhow, as I do step back out into the bar I do catch the eye of that drag queen, and she does look direct at me and say something in Spanish that does make everyone in bar laugh and also all turn their head to me! I do feel myself blush as this happens, and then she says some new joke and everyone laughs again. Then drag queen does speak direct to me, ask me do I not speak Spanish? And I say that no I don’t speak Spanish, and she says that is good thing! Then she carry on chatting away at hundred mile an hour in Spanish, with everyone in bar laughing real loud at every word she say, and I do get this hint that she is joking with everyone about me – but I don’t feel bad about that, in fact I feel a bit like a celebrity! One time she does a mime of giving a blowjob, which I must admit did make me blush a bit! But by now I got another beer to enjoy, and I am start getting drunk, so I just laugh along with everyone else – even though I have not got a clue what is being said.

Anyhow, by time the drag show is done I did polish off more beer so I need take another piss. While I am at urinal, I do notice that three or four blokes do pass through toilet on way into darkroom, so after finishing piss I do think I should have a look. Why not eh?

It is real small darkroom, so straight away I bump into a body in darkness, and then I bump into another. As I start get accustomed to dark I can see that one bloke does kneel down in front of another and even though I cannot see proper I guess that he must be sucking some cock. Next I feel a bloke who is standing nearest to me does take a step closer so we are so close we do almost touch. Less than minute later I do feel a hand on me crotch, and then I do feel another hand on me bum, and as one thing leads to next thing I do feel someone start unzip fly of me jeans. By now I have investigated them shadows in front of me and I have found a very nice rockhard cock sticking outta some blokes fly, and so I do kneel down and start suck on that! As well as suck, I do start wank that cock – which does almost make me chuckle because I realize I am doing exact same motions as that drag queen had mimed in her show!

As I get busy with job of sucking cock, I do feel that someone else has taken over the job of unzip fly of me jeans, and once they done unzipping me I do feel me jeans and underpants together getting peeled down. Once me jeans and underpants are down below me knees I feel that familiar feeling of a rockhard cockhead poke poke poke between me arsecheeks and tap tap tap against me sphincter, so while I do carry on job of sucking that tasty first cock I do also arch me back and spread me legs a bit, and next I do feel that second cock edge its way up into me arse. Silent and dark, I do carry on suck that first cock as that second cock does fuck me, gentle at first then increasing harder and faster and deeper and rougher, and then I can feel jolting and rocking action from behind and that’s how I know the second bloke is cumming. Then I feel him pull out, but fortunate the empty void that is me just fucked arse is quick to be filled by a third cock – who knew so many blokes could fit in tiny darkroom eh?! Like the one that went before, this cock also does fuck me gentle at first, and then gets more fast and rough as it gets close to cumming. And I reckon me mouth must have been keeping in sync with that third cock, cos now it does seem that the faster and harder I get fucked, the faster and harder I did suck that first cock! And soon I was sucking on that first cock so fast and so hard that nothing could stop it from shoot a big and creamy load down back of me throat! As he does cum in me mouth, the bloke I am sucking does suddenly break silence and makes a breathless groaning noise, and that is quick to be followed by the feeling that the third guy is now also cumming, shooting his load up into me arse as he does finish fuck me. And by now I have also cum allover – so that little darkroom at tic tac must have been a real mess by time I did leave! Sorry about that!!

And now me running total for Spain holiday is 8 x fucks, 3 x blowjobs

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Paris post 3

When I went back to Euro Men’s Club sauna the next day that thin old guy was behind the front counter again, and again he spoke loads to me in French – even though he must have figured out by now that I didn’t understand a word of anything he said! Anyhow, he handed me a towel and a locker key and I went to find a locker. It was much more promising already, because I straight away saw that loads of the lockers were taken. So I found an empty one, then I stripped off and locked all me things away and wrapped that towel round me and went for a snoop.

Although not full it was for sure much more busy with all sorts of guys of all ages and shapes and sizes, including some manly looking dads and granddads (as well as some flabby and misshaped ones!), and a few young and slim French and Chinese and Arabic looking lads too. In the jacuzzi there was one Asian boy snogging heavy with a silver haired granddad, and up some wet steps that led to a tiled terrace I saw a pale and skinny blond boy getting fucked hard on allfours by a big hairy bear with some old guys sat watching and wanking. In the sauna two real handsome Arabic lads were sitting on the wood bench, and even though you could tell they both had nice hard cocks because you could plainly see the bulge under them towels, they were just sitting there quiet with no-one paying them much attention. 

When I was having me snoop around, the guy who grabbed me attention the most was this massive tall and broad shoulder bloke who looked sorta like a Russian heavy that you might see in some gangster movie. So I followed him around and I soon saw that this massive bloke was drawing a bit of a crowd no matter which bit of the sauna he was in! But also I soon saw evidence that I probably wasn’t his type, because one time in the steamroom I noticed some little fat man kneeling in front of this massive bloke to suck his cock – it looked like the massive bloke had a real massive cock too so I was envious of that little fat man. And when that little fat man had done sucking, a chubby middle-aged man kneeled down and had his turn. As I sat in the steamroom drooling over that massive blokes cock, I kept glancing over at him but he never once glanced back so I knew I was not likely to get a taste. By now some naughty old granddad who was sitting near to me had started to stroke me thigh, and as I didn’t want him to go any further that that I decided it was time to leave the steamroom.

One other room was a video room with a big TV showing porn and sort of padded gym mats tiered up on steps as seating. When I had poked me nose in here at other times it was mostly empty or maybe just two or three guys sitting and chilling. But right now there was about a dozen guys in there so I figured it must be a good porn movie! And so I went in and sat down on a padded step and watched the screen where some toned blond guy was taking the hung raw cock of a muscled Arab-looking guy as they both stood in what looked like some derelict building – it was a pretty hot fuck-scene! Still, I took me eyes off of the action on screen every now and again to check out who was sitting around me. And I noticed that the man sat nearest to me, who was maybe 50 with neat short dark hair and a nice bit of hair on his chest, was slowly wanking his cock inside of his towel as he watched all the porn fucking. When he noticed that I was looking he gave me a small nod and then he went back to wanking and watching the porn movie. So I thought I should give him a hand!

So I slid along the padded matt just a bit so I was now seated right next to him and then I waited a couple moments and then with me hand I felt me way into his towel and took hold of his cock and started to slowly wank him. Without looking at me at all (his eyes were still glued to all that fucking on the TV screen) he reached into me towel and started to slowly wank me. We were like this for a bit, quietly wanking each other as we looked straight ahead at the TV screen. Then I noticed that the guy seated behind us on the next step up had opened up his towel and now he was also wanking. He was old and silver-haired but very fit looking, and he had a nice suntan but also a tiny white speedo tanline that really showed off his cock well! That cock looked like a good and tasty one, so I twisted round and started to suck it.

Because I’d changed positions I could no more reach and wank the first mans cock – but the new position I was in meant that me cock was now just inches away from the first mans mouth, and so he tugged at me towel and it fell right off and then he took me cock in his mouth and he started to suck me as I continued to suck the tanline guy!

And from that moment it turned into a proper mini orgy! Because next someone who was stood behind me leaned in and started to rim me. Although I couldn’t turn round to see him properly, I could feel he had a bit of facial hair because those whiskers of his were tickling at me bum cheeks while his tongue was licking at me hole. I do like that tickly feeling down there I have to say! Next I heard a sachet being ripped open then I felt a fingerful of cool lube push up in me hole then I felt a nice warm cock slide in. I have to say that the steam and warm water of sauna for sure must make me ring muscles more relaxed and inviting, because that cock slid in me so smooth and easy – all without me having no beer or poppers or marijuana or hash!

I glanced back over me shoulder to try and check out who the guy was who was fucking me. It looked like it might be the big hairy bear who I’d seen fucking the skinny blond boy early on. That bear guy carried on fucking me, but I reckon that the blond boy had milked him dry earlier because even though this big bear guy was fucking me very energetically it wasn’t long before he pulled out without cumming – but straight away the old fit guy with the tanline who I was sucking switched positions and took over in fucking me and it turned out that he could fuck me even more energetically than the bear guy could! In fact he banged away at me arse with his nice fat cock as if he was running a marathon! By the time he’d cum I was also very close to cumming – but I was trying to hold back because by now I was feeling real slutty and wanting to try and take a third cock. It wasn’t long before some nearby bloke obliged and pushed his cock in and after a couple of thrusts from that third cock I could hold it in no longer and so I shot all over the naked bodies that by now seemed all over the place!

After all that sex I left the video room and had a bit of a rinse of under the shower, next I did one last circuit of the sauna in case that massive tall bloke that I liked was still about and was suddenly interested in me (I didn’t see him), and then I went to me locker to get dressed then headed out into Paris to find myself a beer.

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Cologne post 3

Laying there naked on Martin’s bed, I have to say I was tempted to be lazy and stay there and have some more beers and maybe have another blowjob with Martin a bit later on. But I also figured that I should not be so lazy and instead I should try and make something of that one remaining night in Cologne – even if it was a Tuesday.

And so I decided that yes I would go out, but I also decided that I would persuade Martin to come out with me too. I have to say that Martin was very reluctant to go out! He said that he’d just had a nice blowjob off of me so why should he go out after that? But after a lot of persuasion Martin finally agreed.

Martin then spent ages showering and getting ready to go out. I did think about going back to me hotel to shower and change, but I ended up deciding just to freshen up a bit at Martin’s flat. After all, the clothes I’d worn that day had spent much of the day unworn on the floor!

We first went to a small restaurant for a dinner, and then to some of the gay bars that Martin had recommended to me earlier. But as he warned, today being a Tuesday they were all a bit quiet. But still it was nice to get out and see some of the bars in Cologne, and even though they weren’t at all busy they all still served beer! As it got later, Martin said he would take me to a cruise club as by now he knew for sure that I was on the lookout for some more sex.

Like the bars we’d gone to earlier, this place wasn’t really very busy – even though Martin had said that this was the most popular cruise club in Cologne. But I could for sure tell that he was right, that it would be a wild place to visit on a busy night, because it had a big darkroom with a maze and slings and a bathtub and all sorts of other bits and bobs – most of which I couldn’t even imagine what they were used for!

After another beer, Martin asked if there were any guys in here that I had me eye on. I had to say that there wasn’t anyone that I really liked all that much – well, except for one of the blokes behind the bar who was a nice looking muscle-daddy with shaved head and tribal tattoos and was wearing tight jeans and a leather waistcoat. And then I didn’t think much more about that, until a beer or two later when Martin leaned over to me and quietly told me to go to the darkroom because that barman that I fancied was about to go on a break and he and Martin had apparently spoke and it was all arranged!

I hadn’t even noticed Martin and that barman speak except for when Martin had asked for more beer – but I for sure didn’t ask questions, I just did as Martin had said and went to the darkroom. And sure enough, I had been in the darkroom for less than a minute when that barman walked in and straight away disappeared into the darkest corner.

I straight away followed him into the dark – and although it was far too dark to see anything, I wasn’t long in the dark before a hand reached out and stopped me and quickly touched me allover. After that quick and thorough groping, I felt a hand rest on me shoulder and push me down to me knees. Once I was down on me knees I could tell that there was a nice semi-hard cock somewhere right in front of me in the dark, and quick I felt around and found it and took it in me mouth and started to suck it. I have to assume that I was sucking the cock of that muscled barman, but to be honest it was far too dark in there to know for sure! Whoever it belonged to, it was for sure a tasty one and I for sure enjoyed sucking it! After a while I felt them hands reappear in the dark: this time they pulled me up to me feet, then them fingers undid the button and zip of me jeans then pulled me jeans and underpants right down and twisted me round. Next I felt a finger exploring the length of me arse crack, feeling around all over until it found me hole. Once it had found me hole, I felt the finger slide up and down me hole a couple times then that finger was removed and straight away replaced by a cock. I would have yelped as that cock slid up me in the dark – for it for sure felt bigger in me arse than it had felt in me mouth – but as this corner of the darkroom was real quiet as well as real dark I tried to stay real quiet too. As I stood there in all the dark, I could hear the guy breathing heavier and heavier behind me, and then I started to notice there were some other people about – not a lot, but for sure there were two or three others lurking nearby in the pitch black. This suspicion was confirmed when I felt another pair of hands start to touch and feel me, stroking me bum and tickling and tugging at me cock. Then I felt someone tug me teeshirt up, and then another pair of hands started to squeeze and twist at me nipples. All of this time, the first guy was still busy fucking me – but then he gasped and panted and shuddered and so I could tell he was cumming. But just as the first guys cock finished with fucking me and slipped outta me arse, I felt a bit of maneuvering going on behind me and then another cock slipped up me and a second guy started to fuck me just as hard and fast as the first guy had. By now it was getting hot and sweaty and sex smelling in there, and with all those mysterious hands and cocks touching and stroking and wanking and fucking me… well, I finally shot a massive load into the darkness, and then pulled up me pants and jeans and staggered around the darkroom a bit until I found me way back to the bar.

Back at the bar nothing at all was different! Martin was still sat on the same stool at the bar with a beer in front of him, all the barmen (including that muscle daddy in the leather waistcoat) were there serving customers and collecting empty bottles and glasses and stuff, and the customers who were there all seemed to be in the exact same spot as they had been before – and I still didn’t really fancy any of them! So I guess I’ll never really know for sure who were the two guys who had just fucked me, or who else had been there touching me! But it had turned out not to be a quiet Tuesday night in Cologne after all!

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